to join the black parade
MY DAD IS SINGING TO A STICK INSECT
I BET YALL THINK I WAS JOKING
y did u blur out his boobs
keepin tumblr clean
|reading in head:||i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare|
|reading aloud:||*chokes on spit*|
i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like
people whose entire first name is also in their last name have had a rough journey
i once knew a daniel daniels and i think his parents just had a sick sense of humor because his middle name was dan
bunny friends looking at the sky together
Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real.
I think I’m in love.
She’s so tiny.
But she could kill me.
I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.
That majestic flip
Scott Pilgrim’s response was always on point
i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat
I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT awkward teenage girl who sorta wants a man but can’t really get one
i feel this spiritually
*disclaimer i didn’t get to sleep at all today or last night. i know what the black parade is, tbp just didn’t...
When you screw up, skip a workout, eat bad foods, or sleep in, it doesn’t make you a bad person.
It makes you human.
Welcome to the club.
- searchforpizza asked:Denny's, I'm really scared about your overall sanity right now.
Our overalls are perfectly sane and the mental health of our work garments is, frankly, nobody’s business but theirs!
What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris
I don’t understand how people find the taste of alcohol appealing.
I’ve tasted all kinds of alcohol, even though I’ve never been...