July 24, 2014

"I never know how to third wheel properly."

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July 24, 2014

codeinewarrior:

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

"sir we don’t serve that"

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

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July 24, 2014

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July 24, 2014
ruinedchildhood:

swerving on these hoes

ruinedchildhood:

swerving on these hoes

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July 24, 2014

-keepsmiling:

One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.

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July 24, 2014

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July 24, 2014
thatfunnyblog:

cats are liquid

thatfunnyblog:

cats are liquid

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July 24, 2014

fireandeyre:

anneboleyns:

scarlett johansson + hair

this is like those do you love the color of the sky posts but better

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July 24, 2014

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July 24, 2014

precumming:

do you ever just jiggle your butt

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July 24, 2014

friends meme: 5/7 episodes · the one with the embryos 

"No! Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! This is my apartment and I like it! This is a girl’s apartment! That is a boy’s apartment; it’s dirty and it smells. This is pretty. It’s-it’s so pretty! And look, and it’s-it’s purple! And I’m telling you, you with the steady hand, I am not moving, and now I have got the steady hand."

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July 24, 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

"I never saw Tangled, but I imagine it being exactly like this."

[completelyseriouscomics]

July 24, 2014

merster98:

avatargrimes:

systemofadowny:

forsciencejohn:

love-megz:

annetdonahue:

The importance of consent: a narrative.

I will forever reblog this gifset.

look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck

She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.

fire cannot kill a dragon.

that last comment omg

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July 24, 2014

assume:

sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!

sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving

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July 24, 2014
mlb:

Do your job.

mlb:

Do your job.