this is why snails were created
I hope he has a good day at work.
it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…
I WANT ADVENTURE IN THE GREAT WIDE SOMEWHERE.
people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me
This is actually my job tbh, like I get paid to specifically hide in the bathroom and avoid work. I’m currently a supervisor in my division