"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp
I love this post
"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location
he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
when u about to fall asleep in class and someone calls your name
what this made me realise is that helen’s certainty implies that dash and violet were both showing signs of their powers as infants and that is the funniest thing i have ever thought of in my life because one has super speed and one turns invisible can you picture first-time parents trying to deal with a baby that sometimes fucking disappears
Six young actors gathered on a Hollywood soundstage on May 4, 1994. The six eyed each other warily, made small talk, shared smokes outside the stage door and reveled in the good fortune of being chosen for the pilot for a new series called Six of one. “That day was really strange, I was kind of like, ‘Hi, I don’t know who you are, but hopefully we’ll be working together for the next 12.000 years’.” recalled Matthew Perry.