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I love this phone! Bringing it to college with me!

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the-forward-observer:

onregelmatig:

oxprettyhatemachinexo:

bambiandpixie:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha me

BASICALYY

omg

My wife to the T’e

Me!

redbloodedamerica:

Damn, if this doesn’t just say it all.

It says it all

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What makes mothers all that they are?
Might as well ask, “What makes a star?”

Why is Simba on here? He is not a mom.

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glamydia:

thorki:

dysexila:

jennstarkid:

howinternet:

Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.

His eyes are green

he’s 7 inches tall

he weighs 5

his first name is Mr.

He had a mustache

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Saving the world, one wrinkled dress shirt at a time (x).

His face in the last one>

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anotherpb:

jewishpolitics:

conservativepains:

Credit: geekgirl101 

You know I’m right.

This is me

It’s not even a stare. It’s a glare

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blondesforreagan:

americas-liberty:

One of the girls is hispanic… and am I the only one that thinks this guy is a racist dick? IDK

hadn’t thought abt it, but you are right; the meme is insensitve… I’m overzealous about Ramsey (and yes I know about the domestics charges) — perhaps premature reblogulation, going with the what I interpreted to be the spirit not the letter of the meme

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