Greatest artist to live
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
deep thoughts from an anus
Universal cat language for, “See that thing? IMMA FUCK IT UP”
The kitty butt wiggle of doooooooooooom :D
I will do my best to carry you when you need a lift
Comfort you when you’re sad
We all feel down now and then
But I’m here if you need me
i see you driving round town with the url i love and im like fuck you
pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when I do it it’s like I’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight
*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*
seriously? are you kidding me?
That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.
*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*